Go to your local paint store/hardware store and pick out a paint sample with a really awesome color name.
Good! That's your superhero name.
What's your power?
Color names that start with a vowel: Your power is night vision!
Color names that start with a consonant from B through G: Your power is invisibility!
Color names that start with a consonant from H through M: Your power is super-strength!
Color names that start with a consonant from N through T: Your power is telepathy!
Color names for the remainder of the alphabet: Your power is telekinesis!
Now, here's you scenario: (Superhero Name Here) has run out of money. They must use (Super Power Here) to earn/steal enough $$ to pay their bill at an upscale restaurant.
The snooty French waiter is waiting for payment. What does your hero do?