If Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice had a restaurant...
Mrs. Long proudly presents her new cafe, "Eat a Little, Talk a Lot."
"Why, hello, have I got the dish on... ice cream! Of course. You want to know our flavors. Here are our just desserts:
- Plain Jane Vanilla
- Bing(ley) Cherry
- Collin Daz's Preachy Pompous Peach
- Banana Bennet Bonanza
- Cantaloupe Elope
"But don't forget to take a look at our lunch menu! We serve:
- Longbourne Steaks
- Humble Pie (Miss Caroline Bingley's favorite!)
"And our cocktail/cafe menu:
- Bloody Mary
- Fizzy Lizzy
- Mock-Bravado (Mr. Wickham's own invention!)
"Oh, you're admiring my signs?"
Sign #1: DO NOT STEAL. IT IS A CAPITOL OFFENSE!
Sign #2: WANTED: A MAN IN POSSESSION OF A GREAT FORTUNE
"Thank you for stopping in, Mr. Darcy. I hope you come ready to eat! For there is no greater amusement for young people!"
*Mr. Darcy wants a Fizzy Lizzy... and that's all... to go.*
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