We regret to inform you that we will not be able to accept your work at this time.
Here are some notes from our esteemed reviewers:
"Dark and dreary, Ms. Winter's work leaves us feeling cold."
"The only good thing we found about her piece was Christmas."
"This whole 'snow' thing... I don't get it. Cut that out along with the bit of 'negative degrees Farenheit,' and we might have a future deal. For right now, though, I'll pass."
"A mockery of Ms. Spring's masterpiece "Intro to Summer," Ms. Winter's work fails to address the real life concerns of chapped lips and frostbite."
Thank you for your submission. Please feel free to try again next submission period, which will open in another thirteen months.
The Staff at The Ohio Weatherman Journal