Hello, Agent, sir or miss,
Please do take a look at this:
Would you like to read my book?
Would you read it in a nook?
Would you read it in a chair?
Would you read it anywhere?
It's full of twisty turny plots
I use commas--and full stops!
I am the Queen of Literasity
Oh, please, oh, please won't you read me?
If you don't read, I think I'll cry!
If you don't read, I think I'll die!
If you read it in a nook,
I'll sign each and every book!
If you read it in a chair,
I'll sign it in my underwear!
I conclude, dear sir or miss,
Thanks for your brief look at this:
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