Dear Agent whose name I forget:
Will you represent it?
I'm meaning my book,
On which you should look.
Sincerely, The Next Dashiell Hammett
Ah, the art of Limerick-ing. The strict AABBA-ness of it all... If you change your mind, my book is on the line. Honey, it's still free, how 'bout representing me? If you want it, let me know, I'll send it 'round. I've got no place to go other than down...